BEING HUNG IS FUN

2004-10-01T13:56:00.000-07:00

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Mary is so unbelieveably cool. You'd be flabberghasted once you meet her.
Strengths: Friendly, unless you're annoyoing. Sarcastic, but not overbearing.
Weaknesses: Doesn't trust people readily.
Special Skills: Wit, and sarcasm.
Weapons: Witty personality, and aloof presence.
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Well...it's not Route 66...

2004-06-30T18:51:00.000-07:00

super_sycoh Highway

Tower of Commitment	9
Wealthville	24
Hobotown	66
Childbirth Hospital	156
Fame City	319
Please Drive Carefully

Where are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

Hmm..well. Yeah. That's too much rambling with me. So...yesterday I was talking to this guy named Arik. He's very blunt and to the point. It's really rather sweet. (Why do I attrack the weird ones??) Soo..here's how our convo went..

Arik: Canada
Me: Cool. My friend's going to Canada soon. She's going for the mall. Lucky biz-notch.
Arik: Wow. Is she as hot as you?
Me: Err...(Alicia says I should've said NO!!)Um..that's very blunt.
Arik: Well It's the truth. You're hot.
Me: TAKE THAT BACK.
Arik: Lol. Got anymore pictures of you?
Me: Yes...but not on this computer. (TOTAL LIE)
...

Yeah so..that's enough from me.

Hmm....

2004-06-25T18:52:00.000-07:00

Well it's about time that I got back to noticing my blogs....so...*notices blogs*

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

2004-06-09T17:26:00.000-07:00

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
You are Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil!

A minister's son from Simljan in Austria-Hungary, you were precocious from an early age. At three you could multiply three-digit numbers in your head and calculate how many seconds visitors to your home had lived. In awe of your older brother Dane, you shot a pea-shooter at his horse, causing it to throw him and inflict injuries from which he later died. This tragedy haunted you ever after. You frequently suffered bouts of illness with hallucinations throughout your life. During one affliction of cholera, you encountered the writing of Mark Twain, with whom you were later to be close friends. Later, another, this time mystery, illness inexplicably heightened your senses to a painful extent, only relenting when you hit upon the idea of the alternating current motor.

You developed an aversion to human contact, particularly involving hair, and a fear of pearls; when one would-be lover kissed you, you ran away in agony. Later, you insisted that any repeated actions in your day-to-day life had to be divisible by three, or, better yet, twenty-seven. You would, for example, continue walking until you had executed the required number of footsteps. You refused to eat anything until you had calculated its exact volume. Saltine crackers were a favourite for their uniformity in this respect. In the midst of important work, you forgot trivial details such as eating, sleeping or, on one memorable occasion, who you were.

Your inventions, always eccentric, began on a suitably bizarre note. The first was a frog-catching device that was so successful, and hence so emulated by your fellow children, that local frogs were almost eradicated. You also created a turbine powered by gluing sixteen May bugs to a tiny windmill. The insects panicked and flapped their wings furiously, powering the contraption for hours on end. This worked admirably until a small child came along and ate all the creatures alive, after which you never again touched another insect.

Prompted by dreams of attaining the then-ridiculed goal of achieving an alternating-current motor, you went to America in the hope of teaming up with Thomas Edison. Edison snubbed you, but promised fifty thousand dollars if you could improve his own direct-current motor by 20% efficiency. You succeeded. Edison did not pay up. It was not long until you created an AC motor by yourself.

Now successful, you set up a small laboratory, with a few assistants and almost no written records whatsoever. Despite it being destroyed by fire, you invented the Tesla Coil, impressing even the least astute observer with man-made lightning and lights lit seemingly by magic. Moving to Colorado Springs, you created a machine capable of sending ten million volts into the Earth's surface, which even while being started up caused lightning to shoot from fire hydrants and sparks to singe feet through shoes all over the town. When calibrated to be in tune with the planet's resonance, it created what is still the largest man-made electrical surge ever, an arc over 130 feet long. Unfortunately, it set the local power plant aflame.

You returned to New York, incidentally toying with the nascent idea of something eerily like today's internet. Although the wealthiest man in America withdrew funding for a larger, more powerful resonator in short order, it did not stop you announcing the ability to split the world in two. You grew ever more diverse in your inventions: remote-controlled boats and submarines, bladeless turbines, and, finally, a death ray.

While whether the ray ever existed is still doubtful, it is said that you notified the Peary polar expedition to report anything strange in the tundra, and turned on the ray. First, nothing happened; then it disintegrated an owl; finally, reports reached you of the mysterious Tunguska explosion, upon which news you dismantled the apparatus immediately. An offer during WWII to recreate it was, thankfully, never acted upon by then-President Wilson. Turning to other matters, you investigated the forerunner of radar, to widespread derision.

Your inventions grew stranger. One oscillator caused earthquakes in Manhattan. You adapted this for medical purposes, claiming various health benefits for your devices. You found they let you work for days without sleep; Mark Twain enjoyed the experience until the sudden onset of diarrhoea. You claimed to receive signals in quasi-Morse Code from Mars, explored the initial stages of quantum physics; proposed a "wall of light", using carefully-calibrated electromagnetic radiation, that would allegedly enable teleportation, anti-gravity airships and time travel; and proposed a basic design for a machine for photographing thoughts. You died aged 87 in New York, sharing an apartment with the flock of pigeons who were by then your only friends.

Ridiculed throughout your life (Superman fought the evil Dr. Tesla in 1940s comics), you were posthumously declared the father of the fluorescent bulb, the vacuum tube amplifier and the X-ray machine, and the Supreme Court named you as the legal inventor of the radio in place of Marconi. Wardenclyffe, the tower once housing your death ray, was dynamited several times to stop it falling into the hands of spies. It was strangely hard to topple, and even then could not be broken up.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

2004-04-18T13:29:00.000-07:00

You are Spaceballs!
You have a strange obsession with odd furry
creatures and you need to pick your helmet up
when drinking coffee. You can go from suck to
blow in a matter of seconds, but you're really
just looking for a good time in a winnebago.

Which Mel Brooks Movie Are You?
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THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!!

2004-03-20T21:32:00.000-08:00

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
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You were most probably:	Albert Einstein
If not then you were:	Elizabeth Short

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2004-02-13T09:51:00.000-08:00

What Famous Leader Are You?

2004-01-31T14:42:00.000-08:00

READ MY LIVEJOURNAL. *twitch*

then read lisel's CLICK HERE

2004-01-25T12:06:00.000-08:00

mehehe!! you should see the sequal. . .

the sequal

Botherbother

2004-01-19T18:06:00.000-08:00

arggggg look its me again holler die snape die

its naked time
bother bother bother bother bother

2003-10-11T12:55:00.000-07:00

la la la Mr. Stabby la la la

SARAH'S FAMOUS!!

2003-10-09T16:57:00.000-07:00

yay for sarah!! she made it on the school online newspaper! yay for her! okay maybe some of you don't think this is very interesting but i do! yay for sarah!

YAY FOR SARAH!!

ROGER IS A STUPID MOFO!!

2003-10-08T17:12:00.000-07:00

"i am a batthumb" ??? what the hell is that supposed to mean?? i didn't think you could get any more weirder.

2003-10-08T11:21:00.000-07:00

Mary you are stupid oh yeah don't forget Bruce is Gone WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey yall I finally tawked

and oh yeah

Ray for El Presidente
(a.k.a.) the brown guy

Play with Clay
Ray for President

Ray For emperor

Vote For
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HE has HANDS

I am SuperThumb Whoosh

go away I hate you all

Don't Be Gay Vote For Ray!!!!!!!

Woot to the infinity

I know where he lives
He lives inside all of you

Power to the People

Werd
no wait
its Word

I need a drink

Okay I think I am done typing

Wait no I'm not weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ray for Emperor

I am BatThumb

poetry by me!

2003-10-02T16:42:00.000-07:00

WEIRD
FUNNY
BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.

STUDIOUS,
NOT REALLY.
I
LIKE
TO
SLEEP.
I'M
A
FOOD
CONNOSIEUR.
I
LIKE
FOOD.

WEIRD
FUNNY
BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.

MARY WROTE THIS. . .

2003-09-30T12:51:00.000-07:00

neato.... cool..

2003-09-27T21:29:00.000-07:00

hey look what i learned to do!!

2003-09-25T21:53:00.000-07:00

MWUAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE MESSED WITH MY BLOG ONCE AGAIN!!! I NOW HAVE A GUEST BOOK?

I LIKE CHEESE!!

2003-09-25T20:42:00.000-07:00

COWS GO MOO!!! CHICKEN GO . . . UH. . . I FORGET. BUT COWS GO MOO!!

2003-09-24T19:25:00.000-07:00

well what are ya gonna do?? hey lisel i made u one of the admin. of my blog so do yur biznez and junk already

2003-09-23T13:08:00.000-07:00

nasty....

2003-09-22T20:37:00.000-07:00

HAPPY TOM DAY!!!

2003-09-22T16:35:00.000-07:00

YEAH I KNOW. . .

2003-09-22T13:05:00.000-07:00

yuck...

2003-09-06T16:06:00.000-07:00

I DUNNO. . . WHY DO YOU FART SO MUCH???

2003-09-05T21:03:00.000-07:00

One more question, Why do I fart so much????? Answer that!!!!

2003-09-02T21:58:00.000-07:00

WHOOOOHOOO!!!! ALMOST TWO WEEKS AND NO SODA!!! YAY!!! PLUS I HAVEN'T BEEN HEARING THE LOUD PIERCING NOISE YET!!!

2003-08-26T21:14:00.000-07:00

ANYMORE QUESTIONS????

2003-08-26T21:00:00.000-07:00

OK!!!! weeee

2003-08-25T22:05:00.000-07:00

MY COUSIN.

2003-08-25T21:19:00.000-07:00

Who's geni??

2003-08-21T19:16:00.000-07:00

ok fine whatever

2003-08-20T21:50:00.000-07:00

stop being like me, please.

2003-08-20T21:48:00.000-07:00

omg mary! stop going getting inside my blogger thingy, and puttin other crap. gosh. mind your own stuff!

2003-08-19T11:16:00.000-07:00

oh him!!!! i like eggs!!!! cows go moo!!!!

2003-08-18T20:56:00.000-07:00

TOM FROM TEXAS

2003-08-18T12:44:00.000-07:00

having aim is not like having an email addy. but yeah...this is my sn btw: genidotcom...hehe...who's tom anyway?

2003-08-17T18:49:00.000-07:00

IT'S OKAY GEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF THEY WOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT EVENTUALLY. . . I THINK. . . AND GEN YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR THEM TO HIT YOU UP ON. . . OH YEAH STAY AWAY FROM TOM!!!

2003-08-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

well yeah, you guys prolly don't know who i am. and it was very rude of me not introducing myself. my name is geni, and i'm mary's cousin. ^_^ this is prolly the only way we could keep in contact w/ each other, other than the cell fone. anyway, if any of you have aim and wanna tawk, just hit me up.

2003-08-16T20:15:00.000-07:00

well, it's nice to know that i get to finally tawk to you once in a while on line...and not just waste minutes...hehe...anyway...since you're here...i'll just see you on line i guess...*wink wink* byeness!

2003-08-16T20:13:00.000-07:00

hi mary! hows it goin?

2003-08-16T19:31:00.000-07:00

BETTER THAN BEING A GORILLA YOU STUPID POOPY HEAD GORILLA!!!!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

2003-08-15T23:12:00.000-07:00

Then they'll think that you did it because YOU look like a Gorilla!!!!

2003-08-15T10:12:00.000-07:00

I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU DIED IN MEXICO BY MEANS OF LARGE RAMPAGING GORILLAS

2003-08-14T22:52:00.000-07:00

I wont go to school then. What are you going to do about that??

2003-08-14T19:44:00.000-07:00

Hey mary whats up? so hows the summer been for ya.... well talk to u laterz

Britt

2003-08-12T13:15:00.000-07:00

OH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME DIEGO. . . YOU HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK TO EAT SOLID FOOD BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS. . .

2003-08-10T22:37:00.000-07:00

Nothing I was just kidding, dont beat me up.

2003-08-08T16:38:00.000-07:00

AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??!!?!?!?!!?!?!???!

2003-08-07T19:54:00.000-07:00

Well find out!

2003-08-03T11:48:00.000-07:00

i dunno

2003-08-01T22:15:00.000-07:00

Hey Mary, how come you dont post anything anymore?

2003-07-17T14:50:00.000-07:00

you are so weird

2003-07-16T20:56:00.000-07:00

Yeah you know you like it, Just admit it!

2003-07-16T17:29:00.000-07:00

that's just weird

2003-07-15T22:03:00.000-07:00

So I take Viagra!

2003-07-09T14:32:00.000-07:00

lisel smells

2003-07-09T08:23:00.000-07:00

What in the hell are you guys talking about?

Im bored...

i have to help little 1st graders at westfield school.....

MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL

bye

2003-07-05T20:28:00.000-07:00

does it now?

2003-07-03T22:13:00.000-07:00

OOh, that really turns me on!!!

2003-06-29T17:07:00.000-07:00

you're gross

2003-06-28T22:10:00.000-07:00

What are you doing to my typing??? I didnt type that!! You BETTER stop that or your going to get it!!!! With whipped cream and butter and cheese and bread and monkeys and purple stuff and green stuff to go with it and some nachos and a burp at the end.

2003-06-28T13:29:00.000-07:00

SEE A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHIN!!!!!!!

2003-06-27T21:58:00.000-07:00

I will! Just watch and you'll see me as a dirty crack whore!!

2003-06-27T16:45:00.000-07:00

PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

2003-06-27T16:44:00.000-07:00

FLOSS

2003-06-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

I don't think! Im hung the most in this planet!!(not)

2003-06-19T17:01:00.000-07:00

someone who's more hung than you

2003-06-16T20:00:00.000-07:00

Who's Larry??

2003-06-16T17:25:00.000-07:00

Larry's hung like a whale!
FLOSS

2003-06-15T20:40:00.000-07:00

Im hung like a mini horse

2003-06-14T16:12:00.000-07:00

oh yeah
FLOSS

2003-06-11T17:38:00.000-07:00

Lisel that's like an insult to larry

2003-06-09T09:40:00.000-07:00

Lary is very hung. He is a tripod.
he is hung like a donkey.

2003-06-06T16:44:00.000-07:00

FLOSS!

2003-06-05T20:05:00.000-07:00

mmmmm cheese

2003-06-05T17:39:00.000-07:00

roger your wandering off topic
FLOSS!

2003-06-04T20:25:00.000-07:00

Ahhh the power of cheese

2003-06-02T18:32:00.000-07:00

FLOSS

2003-06-02T18:13:00.000-07:00

OH YES MY OWN BLOG

2003-06-02T18:12:00.000-07:00

WHOOOHOOOOOOO